this duck LOVES pink drink

@todaysbird

just needed to save these bc it's making me laugh

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Punks

This is the most fucked up tag you can put on a joke post. No exclamation point, all lowercase, nothing. You’ll never know if this is sarcastic or genuine. I don’t know if they hate me or they liked the post, I just don’t know.

in case anyone missed/couldn't access the storyboard (more of an animatic it's so good) of the seeker fight in ep 9

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the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they're pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they'd butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.

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where Starbucks and Target and Budweiser will be bullied into submission with the slightest push, puppets and people in your neighborhood stand tall

my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

congrats on being so awful a boyfriend you destroyed homophobia

“another cheeseboi in my hand. from last year, my 2 month old siamese mouse!”

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He looks like he's from a fairytale 😍😍😍

That elderly couple who volunteers at the soup kitchen after church on Sundays and attends every town hall meeting has done more community direct action than 99% of internet leftists 🤷🏽‍♀️

#lol this post is stupid spup kitchens were created by the gov after they literally destroyed black radical organizers lives#and since when does going to a town hall meeting and working within the system help anybody in any significant way

100% agree homeless people should just starve and dumpster dive till le epic revolution happens!

and for sure local politics is so stupid it only handles dumb things like your schoolboard, judges, infrastructure, and rent laws! now tweets? Thats where the real work happens! 

Local activism stopped garbage collection from being privatized in my hometown and local activism is what defunds the police and keeps libraries and community gardens open and gets done most of the things people waiting around for a revolution claim they want.

The weird former hippie suburban wine moms donating bags of quinoa chips and money to the food pantry I go to sometimes have done more for me materially then any defeatist political rant on tumblr ever has.

For those confused: the player in dark blue was faking out shooting a basket. The defending player in green fell for the fake out and jumped past the player in blue attempting to block the shot. The player in green then landed out of bounds. The player in dark blue then passed him the ball. Out of reflex the player in green caught it. Since that player was out of bounds and now has the ball the ball is handed back over to the dark blue team.

this might be the funniest trending tag on twitter ive ever seen given recent events

ah fucik guys i cant it just gets funnier

🥕✨CARROT : The First Seed🌟🥕 

a slice-of-life fantasy comedy visual novel that tells a delightfully whimsical story of a group of people who lives in a small coastal town  

wishlistable now on steam🌟🍃

I'm fucking sorry? what?

hello????

this is gonna be the best, worst, most pathetic and most violent fight ever

assuming elon doesn't just hire someone to fight for him